There’s a NON-Nerdy Kind?
“[Boss] says I’m a Vulcan.”
“Yeah.”
“What do you mean, ‘yeah’? You think I’m a Vulcan?”
“Well, if you’re choosing between Star Trek characters. ‘Everything must be logical.’ …Well you’re not a Clingon.”
“I’d rather be those ‘mind meld’ guys who can read other peoples’ thoughts.”
“Those are Vulcans.”
“No, they’re the other ones. Like that big ugly guy with the black hair and dark skin.”
“Warf? He’s a Clingon.”
“Yeah, he can do the read-the-minds thing.”
“No he can’t. That’s Vulcan thing.”
“Are you sure? How do you know?”
“Because I’ve watched like every episode of Star Trek that they made.”
(silence)
“Did you seriously just admit to that?”
(silence)
“I can’t believe it. My husband is a Trekkie.”
“Not the nerdy kind.”
