Last night my brother brought his adolescent dog over, who now outweighs my dog by like 30 pounds. Hastings is having to learn that the rules start to change when you’re not the biggest dog around anymore, and based on a conversation with J last night, I’m not sure he’s handling it too well.

“When Zack was over here tonight, he was sniffing around in the corner of the yard like he was just about to mark it or something and Hastings stopped in his tracks and stared at him like You are SO NOT about to do what it looks like you’re trying to do. Then he looked at me like ‘Are you seeing this? Are you actually going to let him PEE in MY YARD??? You BASTARD.’ He gave me the worst look, like, I was already in the Dog House and Zack hadn’t even done anything yet. I was in the Dog House…from the DOG.”

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