Grumpy Hump Day

I’m grumpy today.

Maybe it’s the fact that I don’t like wiping snotty noses.
Or the fact that the shrieking pterydactyl has once again taken over my daughter’s body and I think my eardrums may burst at any moment.
Or the ulcer that is slowly but surely eating away the entire left side of my mouth.
Or that I have to go to court tomorrow to fight my traffic ticket.
Or that the papers my lawyer sent me informing me of the appearance time are suddenly missing from my desk. And from my house in general.
Or that when I called my lawyer to get the time, he told me he was on the other line changing my court date to Friday and would have to call me back.
Or that I have already arranged childcare for tomorrow and nobody conversed with ME about changing my date.
Or that my daughter has quite suddenly decided that she’s no longer interested in solid foods. And insists instead on eating the carpet. And the dog food. And grass.
Or that I have 4 itching mosquito bites on my arm from that stupid bug I saw floating around the kitchen the other day.

Or maybe it’s none of the above and I’m grumpy JUST BECAUSE, and that’s why I only seem to notice the bad/irritating things that are happening today.

UPDATE…I guess my lawyer was confusing me with somebody else, because when he called back about my court date, it’s still tomorrow.

3 Responses to “Grumpy Hump Day”

  1. baggage Says:

    I feel grumpy as hell today too.

  2. The Foo Says:

    Hope you have a better day tommorow! look on the bright side… its closer to the weekend ;-)

  3. Chris Says:

    Good luck in court!!