Zingers

“I’m trying to be better about actually finishing the bottles of water I open, so if you see any of my half-drunk bottles laying around, let me know.”

“Your mom’s half-drunk and laying around.”

Ha.  Five years of marriage and I’ve still got it.

One Response to “Zingers”

  1. Angel Says:

    Shoulda said “Yo mama’s half drunk and laying around….”

    Either way, funny as shit! good one:)