Zingers
“I’m trying to be better about actually finishing the bottles of water I open, so if you see any of my half-drunk bottles laying around, let me know.”
“Your mom’s half-drunk and laying around.”
Ha. Five years of marriage and I’ve still got it.







































August 22nd, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Shoulda said “Yo mama’s half drunk and laying around….”
Either way, funny as shit! good one:)