I don’t have a category for “Miscellaneous Nothing” posts
I have this post saved in my Drafts folder that was inspired by my guest blogger, Jane. But I’m having a harder time writing it than I thought I would. So there it sits.
In the meantime, a question for the forum…Is it bad that yesterday my daughter pooped out a rather large mass of carpet?
In other news, my lawyer called today. He said he got my court date rescheduled. He told me I had 2 warrants out for my arrest for not showing up at court. Then he said he was kidding.
I told him where he could put his joke.
August 24th, 2006 at 7:33 am
You just have to love those lawyers - insert sarcasm and eye rolling here!
August 24th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Judging from one of the last entries about your daughter’s dietary habits, I thought it would be more like gecko bones.
And yeah…there’s a reason lawyers study law and not stand-up comedy. Not that it is a deterrent…
August 25th, 2006 at 11:22 am
I use to work with lawyers and hear that kind of stuff on a daily basis. I think they are more funny when they aren’t trying to be. Being in the accounting department, they would follow me around when I had client account balances in hand for them to review and take money from. Rarely did I make it down to the mail room to their boxes before it was snatched out of my hands. Now THAT was funny - they really CAN smell money.