So it’s official. After some secret talks with representatives from China, Kim Jong-il Apologizes for Nuclear Tests

If you haven’t seen this scene from Team America, the following won’t make any sense to you:

“Apology” written by Kim Jong-il:

I’m so sorwy, so sorwy,
My missiles and bombs were all duds.
Now de terwrists won’t buy dem,
Dose guys are such stick-in-de-muds.
I wowrked rearry hawrd to act rike a tuwrd,
Showing my moxie to arr of de worrd,
But China came over and squeezed on my baaaaawwrrs,
And now I’m sorwy. So verwy sorwy.
It was a wrost cauwse.

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