Random Bullets

  • I hate the Whataburger commercials.  When I hear that voice it just makes me want to hit something.
  • Same goes for William Shatner.
  • I have the best husband in the world.  Best as in “why don’t you go to bed early so I can give you a massage because you sound tired” best.
  • I love massages.  Better than sex.
  • So the news last night included stories about Chris Rock’s mom getting poor treatment at Cracker Barrel because she’s black, a guy who was knocked 70 feet off a bridge and lived, and the Texas deregulation scam.  Somehow, I feel a little sorry for the Fox news reporter who got assigned interviews with Milo and Pumpkin, the recent winners of the biggest loser contest for overweight pets.
  • My court date to take care of the problem that should have been resolved months ago is Thursday.  Haven’t heard from my lame-ass lawyer at all.  Maybe I should give him a call to see what his plan of action is.  Specifically, his $75 plan of action that, I assume, includes something I couldn’t do myself and must be really good since he’s never actually talked to me about what happened.
  • Never get insurance through one of those online get-a-quote places.  They lie.

6 Responses to “Random Bullets”

  1. JGS Says:

    Wait! There’s something better than sex??? ;-)

    Who knew?

  2. omninaif Says:

    It appears that William Shatner will do anything for money as long as it doesn’t involve talent.

  3. jane Says:

    I kinda like William Shatner. What is Whataburger? I hate those Burger King commercials with that ugly kind. He scares the crap out of me!
    I agree, you’ve really got a good hubby. I hope all goes well at court.

  4. SMIT Says:

    JGS: Yeah, I hate to break it to you but it’s true. Although I don’t really expect men to understand. For the most part, they don’t seem to be too fond of massages. Back massages, anyway.

    omninaif: Yeah, I recently watched a disater called “How William Shatner Saved the World” or something like that. It was just a history of star trek kind of thing. I couldn’t even get through it.

    Jane: Whataburger is a fast food joint in the south. They’ve been around since the 1950s and their slogan is the old recorded “WHAT-a-BURGER!” saying that sounds like it’s being played on a dictophone. They show lots of closeups of their food and hands touching it (without gloves) and they have a deep-southern slow-speaking male voice as their spokesman, with lots of food-sounds in the background. I hate that voice.
    And yeah, the Burger King creeps me out too.

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