- I hate the Whataburger commercials. When I hear that voice it just makes me want to hit something.
- Same goes for William Shatner.
- I have the best husband in the world. Best as in “why don’t you go to bed early so I can give you a massage because you sound tired” best.
- I love massages. Better than sex.
- So the news last night included stories about Chris Rock’s mom getting poor treatment at Cracker Barrel because she’s black, a guy who was knocked 70 feet off a bridge and lived, and the Texas deregulation scam. Somehow, I feel a little sorry for the Fox news reporter who got assigned interviews with Milo and Pumpkin, the recent winners of the biggest loser contest for overweight pets.
- My court date to take care of the problem that should have been resolved months ago is Thursday. Haven’t heard from my lame-ass lawyer at all. Maybe I should give him a call to see what his plan of action is. Specifically, his $75 plan of action that, I assume, includes something I couldn’t do myself and must be really good since he’s never actually talked to me about what happened.
- Never get insurance through one of those online get-a-quote places. They lie.
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October 24th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Wait! There’s something better than sex???
Who knew?
October 24th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
It appears that William Shatner will do anything for money as long as it doesn’t involve talent.
October 24th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
I kinda like William Shatner. What is Whataburger? I hate those Burger King commercials with that ugly kind. He scares the crap out of me!
I agree, you’ve really got a good hubby. I hope all goes well at court.
October 24th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
JGS: Yeah, I hate to break it to you but it’s true. Although I don’t really expect men to understand. For the most part, they don’t seem to be too fond of massages. Back massages, anyway.
omninaif: Yeah, I recently watched a disater called “How William Shatner Saved the World” or something like that. It was just a history of star trek kind of thing. I couldn’t even get through it.
Jane: Whataburger is a fast food joint in the south. They’ve been around since the 1950s and their slogan is the old recorded “WHAT-a-BURGER!” saying that sounds like it’s being played on a dictophone. They show lots of closeups of their food and hands touching it (without gloves) and they have a deep-southern slow-speaking male voice as their spokesman, with lots of food-sounds in the background. I hate that voice.
And yeah, the Burger King creeps me out too.
October 25th, 2006 at 8:22 am
I am finding that my personal style LOVES posts that include bulleted thoughts. It’s still so creative and conversational- yet well organized and succinct. Hooray!
October 28th, 2006 at 6:43 am
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