I think my husband and I need to have sex tonight.

Sometimes he has these dreams in which I’m a total bitch. And my bitchiness quotient correlates precisely with how long it’s been since we’ve had sex.

In his past dreams, I’ve told him he’s a loser, I’ve ignored him, I’ve been hateful, and I’ve made executive decisions that ensure he gets the raw end of the deal.

Last night he dreamed that I told him I was never sleeping with him again because his penis size was inadequate.

Has it really been that long?

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