Diversion

One of Little Button’s new idiosyncrasies is complete disinterest in changing her diaper, especially when it’s poopy.

“Button, do you have poopies?”

“No.”

“I think you do. I can smell it. Let’s go change your diaper.”

(running to hide in a corner) “I’m still pooping!”

“You are? Ok, we can wait a few minutes.” (a few minutes later) “Are you done yet?”

“No. I’m still pooping.”

“Button, I think you’re done pooping by now.”

“No, I wanna poop some more!”

While in Seattle, she was in the car with her grandparents (whom she calls Ana and Papa) when a distinct “aroma” started emanating from her diaper.

Papa: Button, are you poopy?

Button: No. Ana’s poopy. Ana has poopy pants!

She’s got the diversion tactic down better than some politicians.  Watch out Hilary.

One Response to “Diversion”

  1. Zephra Says:

    I don’t get why they want to sit in it?