Things I learn from my 2-year-old

“I wanna show Mama! I wanna show Mama!”

“Show Mama what?”

“My cough.”

“You want to show me your cough? Where is your cough?”

(Sticks finger in her mouth) “In here.”

“What does your cough sound like?”

“A monster.”

“Your cough sounds like a monster?”

“Yeah. The monster is a BIG GUY.”

Apparently the Big Cough Monster is green and lives in our backyard and hides in the trees and likes to eat nuggets for lunch.

Who knew?

One Response to “Things I learn from my 2-year-old”

  1. Zephra Says:

    We call him the boogie monster…

    thanks for the heads up on my account. It has been hacked into and i can’t get it back. My son sent the person a reply that simply said “Bite Me” and his reply was “thank you for your patronage”.