Archive for June, 2007

Is There an Echo In Here?

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

“It was so weird. They were at a gas station…”

“So weird!”

“…and they paid and were getting in the car…”

“Get in the car!”

“…and the attendant comes running out and starts yelling at them to pay for the gas.”

“Pay for…GASSS!”

“And they’re like, ‘We DID pay - here’s the receipt.’ But the guy wouldn’t let it go because his machine didn’t register their payment or something. It was so stupid.”

“STOOOPID.”

“If they hadn’t paid already, why would they have a receipt from 30 seconds ago?”

“STOOOPID. STOOOPID. STOOOPID.”

“But he kept threatening to call the cops.”

“STOOOPID! STOOOPID! STOOOPID!”

“Button, can you find something else to say?”

“STOOOOPID.  Stoopid.”

“Like, ’silly.’ Can you say ’silly?’”

“STOOOPID. “

Open Letter

Friday, June 1st, 2007

Dear T Pain,

You cannot buy someone a drank.

That is all.